urine

Am i the only person who feels like the only smell that seems to gravitate towards them is urine? Maybe cause i have one in diapers and one that pees on his mattress. Yes, i have a cover on the mattress somehow the magical ability of the male genitalia has enabled pee to be running down the side of the mattress.. seriously. i have used some kind of "Pet and Kid Odor Remover" which I find hilarious to begin with. So the mattress is now sitting on the back porch in the sun sprinkled with Borax and hopefully drying.. I swear, the day i found the pee incident i went to walmart to buy odor remover only to be in line behind an old man who i swear smelled like the worst pee i have ever smelled. There is pee on the toilet, pee on the floor by the toilet and pee on sheets and mattresses and pee in diapers and pails.. ahhh. pee.
on the upside i did get Glade candles on sale at walmart.. :)